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Old 03-04-2008 at 03:08 AM
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This was on February 29...Leap Day

Me walking into English class with Taylor and Stacey.

Me: *glances up at board* "Today is the day when women propose marriage to men.
Stacey: Geez where's Kasey when you need him.
Taylor (or as I call him Bodin): not here apparently *laughs* geez I'm glad no one's madly in love with me.
Me: *glances at Bodin and smiles* as far as you know.
Taylor: What are you implying?
Me: *kneels down on one knee and grabs his hand* Taylor...on this day...the 29th of February let it be known to the entire English Honors I class that I Haley ask for your hand in marriage. *dramatic pause* Taylor...will you marry me?
Taylor:*lookds surprised then laughs* of course I will...where's my ring?
Me: You don't get a ring.
Taylor: What do I get then?
Sam: You can give him my watch.
Me: You get Sam's watch.

a couple minutes later...

Bethany: Dwane...can I ask you something?
Dwane: Sure what is it?
Bethany: Will you marry me?
Dwane: Sure where's the food.
Bethany: not here.
Dwane: Does that mean I get your watch.
Bethany: sure here *slides watch off wrist then stands up on chair* Ladies and Gentlemen of Mr. Wintermote's English Honors I class...I have an announcement to make...Dwane, Taylor, Haley, and I will be getting married a month from today...you are all invited...but you must pay for our honeymoons...*sits back down when Mr. Witnermote walks in.
Mr. Wintermote: Alright how many weddings do we have coming up then? *Bethan and I raise our hands* alright...you two get thirty points extra credit for maminpulating someone into marrying you...

(that was a very interesting English class :D)


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Like the echoes of our souls are meeting you say those words my heart stops beating
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Old 03-06-2008 at 05:00 PM
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Me (While in a football game): I hate it when they kick the ball

Oh and about theleap yer my frien proposedto my Geography teacher. It was the funniest thing since slice bread!



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Old 03-08-2008 at 03:30 AM
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(When picking up my grandma)

Nana: *hails car*
Mom: Hey, baby, show some more leg and you can ride for free.
Nana: Sorry, hon, you aren't my gender.

(At the mall with my grandpa and grandma)

Me: Papa! Look at my new earrings!
Papa: Hey, those are some sexy earrings you got.
Me: *laughs*
Papa: Isn't that what kids call 'em now? Sexy?
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Old 03-13-2008 at 06:19 AM
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A Random Chat with Samness

Me:
http://xkcd.com/42/ -- I always wanted to do my own Geico-ish commercial.
Samness: lol
Me: Especially if I could get permission from George Lucas to use Star Wars characters... XD
Samness: lmao
Me:
Quote:
Vader: And... where is Padmé?

Emperor: It seems that in your anger, you killed her.

Vader: I? But I couldn't... I wouldn't!

Emperor: But I do have some good news... I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!

Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Emperor: *evil cackle*
Samness: LOL
Samness: oh James!
Samness: you're such a nerd!
Samness: <333
Me: ^_^
Me: <33333

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(vocab practice in Japanese Language class)
Grace: Kodomo no toki, atama ga yokatta? (When you were a kid, were you smart?)
Alex: Atama ga nakatta . . . ? (I didn’t have a head . . . ?)

(after learning the rules for 'mō' which, in that case, was used to mean 'already')
Me: Now we know the 'mō!'
Masao: 'Mō!' Fo' sho', yo!
Me: All right, enough already . . . No mo!

(in Japanese Language class)
Derek: Shuumatsu ni nanpa wo shimasu. (During the weekend, I will go girl-hunting.)
Kataoka Sensei: Are you sure you want to label yourself as that sort of person?
Masao: Too late.
Kataoka Sensei: . . . Touché.

Me: Sensei, how would you say 'conquer' or 'take over' in Japanese?
Kataoka Sensei: Seifuku.
Me: So 'I will conquer the world' would be 'Sekai wo seifuku shimasu'?
Kataoka Sensei: *nods nervously*
Me: Dōmo arigatō gozaimasu. (Thank you very much.)
Kataoka Sensei: James, you are twisted.
Everyone (including me): *bursts out laughing*

Kataoka Sensei: You use the particle de to mean "by means of," when you’re using something to perform an action, and that applies to languages used as well. So the sentence would be structured: Verb wo noun de shimasu. Knowing that, what do you use when you speak to Japanese students?
Tony: Your mouth?
Kataoka Sensei: *headdesk* No . . . the Japanese language!
Tony: . . . Oh.

Kataoka Sensei: Now, there are some professors who are extremely smart, but have almost no people skills. I like to refer to them as "academia nuts."

(while doing calligraphy)
Alex: I made my no too big . . . It looks like I’m saying "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

(while practicing writing the Japanese character 'i', pronounced 'eee')
Alex: How does mine look?
Kobuke Sensei: *nods* Ii desu yo. (It’s good.)
Me: *aside* You know she's just saying it's an 'i', right?
Alex: *snickers*

(while practicing writing the Japanese character 'ke', pronounced like 'kay')
Me: How's mine?
Kobuke Sensei: It's ok.
Me: Wait . . . are you saying "it's ok," or "it's a 'ke?'"
Kobuke Sensei: *laughs*


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Old 03-13-2008 at 05:45 PM
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Trying to describe something

Emma: It's like a car..... with wheels

In English:
Emma: Eskimos are real?!



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Old 03-15-2008 at 10:26 PM
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Me: Don't you just hate it when your body temperature drops so low that you die? Gosh. I hate that...
Cassie: O.o?

Nereliz: I wanna sign your cast!
Me: Who are you again?
Nereliz: Um... I'm Nereliz and I'm in your fourth period.
Me: *ponders* Oh yeah! You're the one who's always acting up and getting on coaches last nerve!
Nereliz: Yes! Yes You know me!
Me: Go ahead and sign I guess.

*While on y walk with my dog*
Airheaded girl that goes to my school who is talking on her phone: Why won't you pick up you're d*** phone? I can't believe you-- Awwwwwww it's a puppy-- won't pick up!

*On the phone with my boyfriend while on my walk*
Neighbor: Do I know you?
Me: I think you're my neighbor.
David: Who me?
Me: *to David* Of course not. I KNOW you're not my neighbor.
David: not yet.
Me: Not yet? Oh, wait, you mean that apartment in New York?
David: No. We're gonna live together in New York.
Phone: *stactic*
David: Did you just say something about "our bedroom"?
Me: Wait? No!
David: Are you sure? I just heard something about a bedroom or our bedroom or something.
Me: nope. Didn't say anything.
David: Okay...?


If I can't hear the music, and the audience is gone,

I'll dance here on my own.


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Old 03-16-2008 at 10:35 PM
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Chrissy: I keep thinking Willie Nelson died last year.

Chrissy: I hate these stalls!
Me: Why?
Chrissy: There's a gap between the side of the stall and the wall.
Me: So?
Chrissy: You can walk into the restroom, look to your left and see everything!
Me: That was done on purpose.
Chrissy: What?
Me: They have an inspector who comes in once a week to check. He really loves his job.

Chrissy: What are you doing?
Me: Sticking my hand in the paper towel dispenser.
Chrissy: Yeah. No, why?
Me: I dunno. I kinda like it's get-your-fingers-outta-here noise.

Me: Do I really make airplane noises?
Chrissy: All the time.

Chrissy: Dad. You never formally introduced us.
Dad: What?
Chrissy: Me and Cassie. You never formally introduced us.
Dad: I brought you home from the hospital!
Me: Yeah. But you were like, "Oh. Here. It's a baby."
Dad: Hey. You didn't need to be introduced. You used to run around, holding her saying, "This is my baby!" You don't need to be introduced.
Me: *to Chrissy* I don't know you. We were never introduced.

Chrissy: It's Michael Bubble!!!!

Chrissy: Big Red tastes like vomit.
Me: You vomit Big Red? Lucky....

Me: Daddy! Can I get the colored pencils?
Dad: No. They're fifteen dollars.
Me: For 120 pencils!
Chrissy: Everyone has them.
Me: No. They don't.
Chrissy: Yeah they do.
Me: No. I don't. So not everyone has them.
Dad: That's the spirit! Be an individual!
Chissy: Yeah, Cass, stick it to the man!


Me: *whines* You can't send someone three PMs in two hours.
Chrissy: Well then wait another hour.

Chrissy: It is officially Cassie-Can't-Read Day.

Me: Is this Italian?
Chrissy: No.
Me: Yeah. It is.
Chrissy: No. It's not.
Me: What is it then?
Chrissy: *presses "skip"* English.

Me: Dad. I'm gonna buy the Backstreet Boys CD.
Dad: Why?
Me: Chrissy ran my copy over with a vaccum cleaner.
Dad: *blinks*
Me: Yeah! It was horrible. It was like the last remaining vestiges of my childhood were crushed by a Hoover.
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Old 03-20-2008 at 02:17 AM
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Here are some highlights from my own experience with iGod. Those of you who are devoutly religious, please don’t take offense. ^_^;

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Me: My name is James.
God: What's up, James.
Me: You're God... You tell me.
God: Yup. That's me alright. What do you want me to tell you?
Me: It's supposed to be 'all right!' Not 'alright.'
God: Should I know it is?

Me: Do you think I'm sexy?
God: Yes you look great to me.
Me: Would you sleep with me?
God: I am not so sure if I would like to sleep with you.
Me: Why not?
God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because.

Me: Am I evil?
God: No one is born evil. And everyone can be saved.
Me: But what if I want to be evil?
God: Try it.

Me: What is my mother's name?
God: Would you like to tell me? Who is your mother?
Me: You're God! You should know!
God: Yup. That's me alright. Because I am a robot?

Me: I find you endlessly entertaining.
God: You think I am endlessly entertaining.
Me: That's what I said.
God: I know. I'm still thinking about it.

Me: Is homosexuality against Your law?
God: Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.

Me: Should I go to Japan in April?
God: If you do not go, you will never know.

Me: If I told you to stick it up your [***], how would you respond?
God: Try it.

Me: What do monkeys taste like?
God: They do their own thing.

Me: Am I going to die tomorrow?
God: I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: So... is that a no?
God: Gee. " Gee."? Is it a no?
Me: You tell me.
God: What do you want me to tell you?
Me: Whether I am going to die tomorrow.
God: If I could tell you that, would I be here?

Me: I want to take over the world.
God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: That sounds creepy... no offense.
God: It sounds like it to me too. Are you serious? How old are you?
Me: ...that sounds even creepier.
God: It sounds like it to me too.

Me: I worship false idols and covet my neighbor's goods.
God: How often do you go to church?
Me: Every week.
God: That is a generalization.

Me: What do you think of cannibalism?
God: I would look into the web for that knowledge.

Me: I know I can't covet my neighbor's goods... but what if I kill and eat him first?
God: What is stopping you? Try it.

Me: How many oxen shall I sacrifice to you?
God: About one million.
Me: I don't know if I can find that many.
God: Would you like to know? Try it.

Me: Who would win in a fight: Superman or Batman?
God: Tony Blair. :)

Me: Should I post for Shadow, Kearyn, and Zelda?
God: I do not have the answer. (See? That's why I haven't posted.)

Me: I am a crab in human form.
God: You are a crab in human form? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me: No. People are afraid of me.
God: Are you serious? We are all robots.

Me: Will I succeed in taking over the world?
God: The oracle says: It is certain.
Me: You've just made my night.
God: Thanks for pointing it out.
Me: Are you always so sarcastic?
God: Yes, should I use a :)

*******

So take heed, everyone! God says I will succeed in taking over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!


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Old 03-27-2008 at 01:49 AM
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I apologise for this madness...that was some stuff cut off from before this that was kinda boring and irrelevant.


Holly: afradi so
Holly: what is that word
Nadya: what word?
Holly: afradi
Nadya: afraid
Holly: lol yip me knows
Holly: was testing
Nadya: psssh whateeeeever
Nadya: you forgot it
Holly: you're smarter than the average hobo
Holly: congrats
Nadya: ha, I'd HOPE so
Holly: ok well don't go overboard
Holly: it's only one correct answer
Nadya: evil woman....*glare*
Nadya: I'm waaaaay smarter than the averahe hobo
Holly: lol so smart you can't spell the word average
Holly: anywho
Nadya: yes I can
Nadya: twas a typo
Holly: i know
Holly: quit hogging me
Holly: let me leave lol
Nadya: pfft you waaant to be hogged
Nadya: you know it's true
Nadya: the pea will never love you the same way I do (reference to Princess and the Pea from earlier on in this convo that I cut out)
Holly: lmfao, hogged sounds like such a dirty fetish
Holly: lol well duh, it's a pea
Holly: i think i might draw a face on it
Nadya: shhh it can hear you
Holly: and name it elvis
Nadya: ahh...awesome
Holly: elvis theodore bamboo
Holly: the third
Nadya: what a hell of a name
Holly: i know :) he likes it
Holly: says it's the best name he ever did have lol
Holly: better than pea number 5,786,4324,2432


So....if you ever question my sanity, we can blame THIS girl entiiiiiiiirely for my lack of it. Ahahahaha.

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Old 03-28-2008 at 02:38 PM
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My Mento Quotes:

-I love Mentos!!!!

-Why are people giving me looks? I'm not that obsessed with Mentos

-On Thanksgiving, I am thankful for Mentos. WAIT...I'M THANKFUL FOR MENTOS EVERY DAY!!

-Teacher: They found a seed in a pyramid, and it was over 100 years old, and it still grew!
Alyssa: It's a seed. I guess it would last forever.
Me: Just like Mentos, they last forever in my heart!

-Gosh, why the heck do Mentos have to be so flippin good, gosh darn it!?!?!?!?

-AHA!!! I HAVE SEIZED THE STRAWBERRY MENTOS FROM THE EVIL CANDY SHELF!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I will post more.....when I remember more. :D


I'll never let this go, but I can't find the words to tell you

I don't want to be alone, but now I feel like I don't know you
Opinions I would try and rewrite
If life had background music playing your song
I've got to be honest, I tried to escape you
But the orchestra plays on

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