I call my boyfriend Taco...and we had tacos for supper the other night. I loaded mine down with sour cream so when I rolled the soft shell up like a burrito white crap squirted out one end. I panicked (spellcheck?) and started licking it off my hand and off the outside of the shell so it wouldn't get everywhere. So I'm licking sourcream off a long softshell taco, with the sourcream end down so I can catch it in my mouth before it gets on my sleeve again. So just have this mental image..my mother asked "Meg..do I want to know what you're doing." I, without thinking, responded "I'm sucking the extra sour cream out of my taco. I squeezed too hard when I was rolling it up and it a big glob squirted out the end." Without missing a beat she responded. "I bet he likes that." My face went red...
My aunt was watching Dr. Oz this morning -- at the same time I was on the phone with James -- and he was teaching a woman on the show about facial cream. As he's explaining, she asks, "Can I put it anywhere else?" which totally sounded wrong!
There are many bodies of water in this world; Yet none would quench my thirst for you.
I was telling a friend about the dream I posted in this thread, and her response? Well, let's just say she thought I'd had a perverted dream about Drew Carey! As if!
There are many bodies of water in this world; Yet none would quench my thirst for you.
James and I were on the phone yesterday morning (as usual) and thanks to him, I will never see a Twinkie in the same light again. Ever.
In layman’s terms, one of our in-jokes has to do with Hawaiian sausage(s) -- interpret that however you choose -- and he had just made a comment about them. His comment had also caused me to crack up pretty badly, so I said, ”Honey, you should be glad I wasn’t drinking coffee when you said that!”
To which he replied, “You should be glad you weren’t eating a Twinkie when I said that!”
There are many bodies of water in this world; Yet none would quench my thirst for you.
This...club...is AMAZING!!! I wouldz love to join yes pleases and thankies!
Why isn't EVERY single band member on this site a member of this club. I mean COME on...we ALL know that if you are in band or have been to band camp, you have at least one perverted story to tell. I have several...but I shall politely wait to be inducted before sharing.